Oh hello! We did not see you sitting there. If you’ve stumbled upon us here, you’ve either:

1. Been grossly mislead by the Google gods
2. Stalked us incessantly–we’re looking at you, ex-lovers.
3. Been kindly directed here by us or our wedding invites (there’s a whole separate page for that)

No matter your reason, we’d like to welcome you into our internet home (our real home is new and it has a separate page too!)

So, welcome.

About Heather:

Heather is an always writer and a sometimes project manager and crazy feminist liberal in a very red state. She likes baseball and bigfoot and books.

About Randall:

Randall is a musician and softball player and video and communications extraordinaire. Don’t believe me, just watch. He likes baseball and football and bigfoot and occasionally even books too. He’s also a raging liberal.

About Us:

We met through mutual friends, dated for a few years (some of which was long distance), moved in together, got engaged, bought a house, etc. etc. When people ask us how many kids we’re going to have (because, you know, we’re engaged) we tell them we’ll need to have seven for the family baseball team. The first two will be named Martaan and 9/11.

About this site:

Because the “Additional Info” card in our wedding invitations couldn’t just be blank.